Ladies and Gentlemen, please take your seats.
The show is about to begin.
Remember the candy bar is open, so you may purchase your sweets at any time during the viewing time.
Mobile devices are to be switched off to not distract you from the deliciousness about to hit your eyeballs, and then arrive on your doorstep.
We would like to thank you for joining us this evening, and we do hope to see you again.
(and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again)
(With curtains closed the narrator begins):
"Treasures dug from near and far,
down secret stairways and winding paths.
Hand selected, piece by piece, and never seizing to increase,
A vintage collection so select, it's physically impossible to reject.
One off love boats, given a geishas touch,
a designers transformation and a cowboys punch.
And so without any further a-due,
Its my absolute pleasure to introduce you to..."
A swing for the 50s, a soul from the 60s and a swagger from the 70s equals the ultimate thrifting fan..
and that my friends, is how 'thecowboygeisha' vintage began'
So, instead of getting constant comments demanding to know where I got my most specialest pieces from, and having to merely comment 'vintage', and doing DIY posts on how to upgrade and revive what appear to be quite revolting items on the rack, I have decided to skip the nonsense and just share it all with you! I want to spread the love. I want to be able to ignite the excitement of having 'one-off', beautiful pieces in your little hearts. (rather than bucket loads of garbage, that everyone else owns in two different colours). And last but not least, I want to give these staples of fashion history a new loving home, rather than them becoming lost and forgotten about forever...
And so the adventure begins.
A ship is safe in harbour, but thats not what ships are for right?!
So I'm doing it.
Come back in a couple of days.
I promise you you won't regret it.